February 2012
defeatedxpride:
Whoever dates me: I spit a lot. I like sex. I flirt by being mean. I’m faithful. Love me and you get tattoos. I’m horny all the time. I faint sometimes. I crack my knuckles a lot. I can eat more than you.
That’s all.
this is too relevant to me
defeatedxpride:
I couldn’t ever date someone who didn’t like sex or was bad at it.
Sex stuff is important yo.
I’m not a bad person for agreeing with this.
All I’ve done today was eat fudge pops, drink soy milk, take naps, listen to Title Fight, procrastinate, and eat PB&Js.
Livin la vida loca bitches.
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eskimartymo:
I honestly don’t know why I’m even alive
sorry
The most useless world is sorry. Sorry. Sorry doesn’t mean anything. No matter the circumstances, you can say sorry as many times as you please and it still won’t have any effect on me. Why?
Because at one point in time..the action you did was what your heart and mind truly wanted. “I didn’t mean it.” Of course you did. If you didn’t mean it then why did you...
negative-polarities:
i need someone to unleash my sexual frustration on, seriously
My phone won’t let me text anyone. Someone text me now!
